The most bonkers baby products on the market

askamum has uncovered the strangest baby products on the market, from toupees to talking donkeys. Admittedly they will not be to everyone’s taste, but they’ll certainly put a smile on your face! So here’s our round up of the best comedy baby ranges out there right now.

Pee-Pee Teepee (‘for the sprinkling wee wee’): For mums and dads who are tired of getting an extra shower during nappy changes the Pee-Pee Teepee could be a miracle. These reusable cloth cones cover baby boys’ ‘pee-pees’ to prevent little accidents.
Price: £9.99 for pack of 5
Stockist: Totscorner website

The Snot-Sucker: Clear your baby’s snotty nose with the Snot-Sucker. This contraption sucks out the unsavoury contents of your baby’s nose – into your mouth. Most parents might balk at the less than delicious mouth-full. But intrepid mums and dads put the ‘nostril sucker’ over the baby's nose and a long tube with a mouthpiece in to their mouths, then suck….
Price: £6.99
Stockist: Mothercare stock the ‘Baby nose clear’. Mothercare website

The Baby Toupee: Creating a stock of embarrassing baby photos to show your baby’s future boyfriends or girlfriends is easier than ever with babywig.co.uk’s collection of Baby Toupees. Transform your little one with the ‘Samuel L’, the ‘Bob’ (Marley), the ‘Lil Kim’, or the ‘Donald’ (Trump). Manufactured by California-based firm BabyToupee the wigs have also become a hit with UK parents, but perhaps not with their little ones!

Price: from £15
Stockist: Baby Toupee website

The Baby Bottom Fan: Baby Bottom Fan owners probably do not leave their fans lying around the house, as this gadget could be mistaken for items more commonly used by adults in the bedroom. It is supposed to provide a cool breeze to dry off baby’s bum after nappy changing. Currently only available by shipment from Korea, the Bottom Fan might need a hot summer to take off in the UK.
Price: Based on exchange rate.
Stockist: NIT (Korea) website 

Super Baby and Baby Wonder Woman Costumes:
If you want to make a statement while out and about with the Super Baby in your life, then look no further than the Super Baby costume! There is also a Baby Wonder Woman costume available for girls. Parents should note that the Superman costume does not include the character’s ability to fly, despite the dashing cape.
Price: Superman: £16.50 (free delivery)/ Wonderwoman: £19.99
Stockist: Superman website, Wonderwoman website

Heelarious Baby High Heels: Your little princess won’t need to raid Mummy’s wardrobe if she has her very own pair of Heelarious baby heels. Although she probably won’t be able to make it as far as your wardrobe in these foam heels! The Heelarious heels and come in a range of styles from leopard print to Dolly Parton-esque shocking pink cowboy boots.
Price: From £15.20
Stockist: Heelarious website

Baby Perfume: Make your baby the belle of the playgroup ball with Baby Perfume. Most parents love their babies’ natural ‘baby smell’, but if this gets boring, you can cover your baby in a range of different flavours to suit every occaision. Mon Bebe perfume mingles vanilla, chamomile, mandarin, and natural plant extracts and also claims to relax the baby.
Price: £24.99
Stockist: Boutique to you website

Poknee Shrek talking donkey: If you can’t afford to buy your child a real pony or make a trip to the seaside this summer, don’t despair! The Poknee Shrek Talking Donkey goes on your knee, with the little one on top and you can move it to mimic a real pony ride. Donkey will also entertain your child, by chatting when they squeeze his ear. Older children can also use it as a tv chair.
Price: £48.96 (not including shipping cost)
Stockist: Poknee website

Subliminal baby learning CDs and DVDs: For parents hoping for their child to turn into the next Einstein, Mozart or even Bill Gates, subliminal baby learning CDs and DVDs could be an effortless first step towards international stardom. Oxbridge Baby provides a range of teaching materials for babies over three months old, including a Classical Music CD ‘arranged and recorded specifically for little ears.’ Really keen parents may also like to purchase Oxford or Cambridge University baby t-shirts and baby-gros to inspire their children.
Price: £10.79
Stockist: Amazon website

Rockabye Baby CDs: If you’d rather have your baby join the future Metallica or you just can’t stand another rendition of Baa Baa Black Sheep, Rockabye Baby sell ‘blanket-soft’ versions of rock anthems. Rockabye have CDs to suit all tastes from Bob Marley to Coldplay, and they are developing rock baby-gros for baby rockers. 
Price: From £10.32 (not including shipping)
Stockist: Rockabye Baby Music website

Potty Mitts: When antibacterial hand wash just isn’t enough! These disposable mitts, aren’t mini-oven gloves, they are designed to protect toddlers from picking up germs during toilet trips. These are a must for all OCD sufferers.
Price: £4.95
Stockist: Amazon website Clean Seat UK Baby Website

Oddest bedtime story: You might not want to send your children off to sleep with Baby’s First Tattoo by Jim Mullen (available from Amazon). Perhaps Belgian, Kimberley Vlaeminck, 18, currently suing a tattooist for tattooing 56 stars on her face, read it as a child.

Thudguard Helmets: Although the Thudguard Helmets make toddlers look like they’re about to go bungee jumping, they are for everyday use around the house. The helmets shield tottering toddlers from head injuries, reducing the impact of falls with ½ an inch of thick protective foam.
Price: £21.99, plus £2.50 shipping (UK)/ £6.50 (Ireland)
Stockist: Thudguard website

And the weirdest of them all is…The Baby Whoopie cushion costume: Turn baby’s windy pops into classic party pieces with this cheeky costume. The cushion allegedly inflates more and more as the baby trumps. The whole family can join in, with matching adult whoopee cushion costumes available from £25.99. Other outfits on sale include baby banana, baby Princess Leia, baby roast turkey, even baby car air freshener.
Price: £15.99
Stockist: Joke website